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melancholy and pinot noir mixed with big hair and flowy dress makes camille a silly girl tonight. - direct quote (spelling errors corrected) from a text to eli.
"Is she going to seduce the gardener?" - direct quote from sara windowsmear while watching nightmare castle, part of the collection frightfest! it's totally scary y'all!
creepy organ music = having sex with the gardener. watch out, cuz your husband didn't actually go away like he said he was going to!