Now read this:
I can't help but wonder, when I read shit like this, why can't they keep the bad guys in jail forever man? I mean, dang. It's so depressing. I gotta stop reading this stuff. But I'm fascinated by it, for some sick reason. I just don't understand how someone could do those kinds of horrible things. And then we put them in jail, and they get out, and then they do worse things. Ugh. What a world, huh?
Ok, now to cheer you up, girls fighting each other with marbles and yo-yos. Awesome!